-A sunflower-motif float featuring 12 dancing, striptease (and possibly gay) cowboys
-Poor Abe Lincoln stuck on the float with blonde doing karaoke of Katy Perry's "Firework"
-Seventh-Day Adventist, toting a 10-foot wooden cross, running from an overweight policeman who was trying to get him out of the parade
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Oh my gosh, just remembering that guy with the cross made me laugh so hard I almost started crying.
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