Replace Me in Master Bedroom

At 5 a.m., the fire alarm in our bedroom goes off:

Alarm: BEEP, BEEP, ALERT! SMOKE IN MASTER BEDROOM!

Spencer: I'm going to throw that across the street. (gets up and dismantles fire alarm, chucks it in kitchen)

Alarm, 2 minutes later: REPLACE ME IN MASTER BEDROOM! REPLACE ME IN MASTER BEDROOM!

Spencer: It's your turn to get up with the baby. This is good practice for you.

Me: It's detected CO2. (gets up to sleep on the couch)(in my defense, I am sleep walking here)

Spencer gets ready for work. Brittany is still paranoid about CO2.

Spencer, bending to scoop Brittany off couch: (in robo voice) REPLACE BRITTANY IN MASTER BEDROOM.